Most Faltoo Dialogue U ever heard !

So whats the most useless say u ever heard ! . See yesterday I met one of my old friend - Kavita ….and said ..” Apko pehle bhe kahin dekha hai…. and what her reply was - “….bahut ghisa - pita tareka hai..friendship karne ka…” ( yeah I know I looks little loafer …….
Yep later on she recognised me and we share some memories of our school times.
Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho, jaao, ab to sab ka muh meetha karna hai.
agar voh……….. palat….palat…….
Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein.
Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna
Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed
Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai……..did 4 murders including my sis. still its all ok ..
Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley! Mai kahti hoon, door ho jaa meri nazron sey
Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!
Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya karoon?
prasaad khaoon?
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee
Removed…… agar maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa. jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna
Mona darling where is sonna ?
Kutte kameene main tera khun pee jaounga…
Abbe ChaparGanju!
Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti
Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai
Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.
bachaoo..kuchh goonde mere pichhe pade hai!
Jaani, hum tumhe aisa nahi karne denge…Tumhaare ghar mein kyaa maa, behen nahi hai?
Nirma! Washing powder Nirma. Dood see safedee Nirma se Aaye. Rangeen kapdon mein khil khil jaaye.
we used to sing in class..
never mind yaar…Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai
Kya naam hai uska…?
tumhara naam kya hai basanti ?
…..Basanti
pehle baar suna
……main to simran ko churakar nahi sabke saamne se le jaaunga
Chalo chalte hain…kahin door gagan ke chaon mein
aeeee aunti..this is not faltoo. I’ll be there with u. Ash karo ..tab tak. then ur $$$$$ will be mine.
Ok but tum kuch karte to ho nahin. saal pehle bhe vahin ab bhe vahin..same psycology. whats this faltoo timepass !
ok my fault…….. see no body is to teach me..naa thats the point.where to go…. uppar se unplanned life.. aur yea ghade friends especially amarjeet total faltoo P A personal accident. ! Sorry Amar…pata nahin who played - us or some extra…out of mind name game….still its my fault. coz its all sir and I just another looser………………….
i think there is some predefined connection….the 2 big players have big names ..real ones are certainly out of mind.
ok sorry ..but I agree with u… budhe se pare ke kahane. do u know anyone physically ..HECK NO….but the names are there.
seems to be close thing….. we never cooked anything..it all just happens. sunne mein kafe ajeeb lagta hai but ..
what if say…..I go sooner or later and there..I gonna found some guys who knows me..and what if they have similar name and w.r.t sir relation = need means….name value..
agreed 100 %..its correct.
problem solved…..yeh thek hai…but dont know why I feel little scared. I wish u get the one u like. rest all good.